If animals took over the world, what would be they're first decree?
O'LAMACARE!!!!!
Zoos shouldn't have realistic sculptures of animals.
I'm not that smart, people.
Why is NASA having a lawsuit filed against them from animal protection?
...because curiosty killed the cat
What's the smartest animal on the farm?
The farmer (this killed my 12yo brothers)
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.