Before and After marriage!
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyonce.
My best friend's marriage is such an inspiration.
As a reminder that there are worse things than dying alone.
My life is a nightmare since they legalized
gay marriage Because I have Iridophobia.
MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: What is it that you are both most fearful of?
WIFE: I just...[sobbing]...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
Wait, 12 years a slave
isn't about marriage?