What animal do I respect most?
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Girls say I'm an animal in bed.
More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours in a row.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Today I learned two things: 1.
Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals 2. Mall security guards get to use real handcuffs