Actually, the past tense is 'hanged' as in 'he hanged himself'.
Sorry about your dad, though
His son asked him what gay meant.
Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife...
My Dad just had a stairlift installed in the house.
Its driving him up the wall.
Woman : All men are dogs.
Me : Which breed is your dad, bitch?
My dad and I never got along We have
been butting heads since the womb