What do you call someone who pretends to work in a victorias secret?
A panty-mime
The minus sign tried to explain to the plus sign how multiplication works, ...
... but he only understood sum of it.
How my day went today 1.
Woke up 2. Went to work 3. Saw hot girl 4. Kissed the girl Too bad it happened in the order 2,3,4,1.
I want a woman who can cook, clean, do the laundry, pay the bills & still
set aside the time to have sex with me while her husbands at work
It's hard to juggle work and a baby...
...without the baby getting a few paper cuts. I haven't left my room today.