Why did the rocket go to the doctor?
It had a launch problem.
What do you call an ant in space ?
Cosmonants & Astronants !
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
He needed space.
*I throw u a kiss* *u duck* *it flies into space* [6 bn yrs later - the
planet Xargx] LORD ZARG: Kill the- *kiss hits his cheek* LZ: Aww nvm