[ Anything I buy from now until Christmas, I consider it a gift...
] Kids! Close your eyes and hold out your hands! "Toilet paper?!"
My wife set a limit on how much we can spend on each other for Christmas.
It's $100 on me and $500 on her.
What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas??
Cancer
*walkig around department store that is full of wat clearly
are christmas decorations* its haloween again ALREADY??
What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?[OC]
(please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.