The last US election had a candidate called Mitt, a devout Catholic and a candidate called Newt, a serial adulterer.
One was against same sex marriage and the other was against same marriage sex.
What do you call a wife who loves to shop?
A credit to her husband.
Marriage equality AND marijuana laws passed?
Now we know what Leviticus really meant by "A man who layeth with another man must be stoned."
There are two times when a man doesn't understand
a woman before marriage and after marriage.
What do you call a husband who remembers anniversaries?
A unicorn.