Why was the math teacher late for school?
He took the rhombus
How did the english teacher know his student was pregnant?
She started missing periods
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?
Pupil: 12 - 2nd January 2nd February...!
Grandpa looks at his grandson and says, "Go hide!
Your teacher is here because you skipped school today." The grandson says, "No, you go hide. I told her you were dead!"
What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.