[escorted out of google hq with armful of snakes at 9:02am on my 1st day]
WELL MAYBE U SHOULDA CLARIFIED WAT U MEANT BY "PYTHON PROGRAMMER"
What did the programmer say to the architect chick?
Wanna come back to my homepage and check out my floor plan?
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.
Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?
When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.