"I rapidly kidnapped a happily napping kid" is not only a fun tongue twister, but also a Felony!
...or so my lawyer tells me.
Why can't Irish people become lawyers?
Because of their inability to pass the bar! Credit to my dad for this one
Mickey and Minnie Mouse are going through a divorce.
Mickeys lawyer says " you can't get a divorce because your wife is a little crazy." To which Mickey replies "no I said she's Fucking Goofy!"
Why are lawyers and their clients not allowed to engage in sexual relations?
So the client doesn't get billed twice for getting fucked twice!
What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?
Civil War