One of my favourite things is Pork Souvlaki on a Pita But it's
hard to get the animal rights activists to stay still
If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattering
Then halloween and thanksgiving would fall on the same day
The animals that like to be pet are the ones
that feel the best to touch how dope is that
Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal.
You grab their tail and they're like "have that one, I don't even want it"
What's the smartest animal on the farm?
The farmer (this killed my 12yo brothers)