How do you throw a party in space?
You planet
Why did the Russians lose the space race?
Their rocket kept Stalin!
Proof of God Every atheist becomes a theist
if you give them a little space
Two space shuttle crews watched Felix Baumgartner
and thought: "WE COULD HAVE HAD PARACHUTES?"
Why is the space between a woman's chest and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.