I was speaking to a lad at work called krowski.
I asked, "So are you Polish?" He said, "No, my great grandad was." I said, "Oh, so you're just a tad pole?"
When I'm really bored at work I like to write "I'm watching you"
on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people.
Why kill time when you can
make it work for you?
The legal system is like bleach, Works perfectly
for whites, but not with colors.
How do you starve a worthless mooch?
By hiding his employment check in his work boots.