Half of all marriages end in divorce...
The other half end in death.
Marriage is like walk in park....
and the name of this park is "Jurassic Park"
In a furious argument, the wife tells her husband...
- I should have married the devil instead of you! - Well, that's impossible. Marriage between cousins is forbidden!
Why did the husband buy his wife a scale?
Because he wanted to weigh his options.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand
a woman before marriage and after marriage.