Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer?
Spam.
Babies are just like turtles, keep them in
water and also feed them turtle food.
How much do you weigh after eating Chinese food?
Wonton
The wife & I fought last night.
Saying things that can't be taken back. Like perishable goods. Baby food. DVDs with broken seals. Underwear.
What was Hitler's favorite food?
steamed Franks