A food truck rodeo is a lot like the game The Oregon Trail You circle your wagons.
You trade money for food. And it usually ends with dysentery.
Did you guys hear about the Italian chef who had food poisoning?
He pasta way.
So I went to an Ethiopian restaurant last week...
and I am still waiting for the food.
The wife & I fought last night.
Saying things that can't be taken back. Like perishable goods. Baby food. DVDs with broken seals. Underwear.
Why didn't the shrimp share his food??
He was a little shellfish