I REALIZED THAT I AM THE VICTIM After ten years of marriage, the wife asks her husband: - Honey, are you by nature a winner or a loser?
- Honey, over the years I realized that I am the victim ...
Thanks for the Facebook invite to your wedding cheapass.
Please enjoy this FarmVille mystery gift on the occasion of your marriage.
My nephew asked me what marriage was like.
So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it.
Customer told me this yesterday...
First comes the engagement ring...followed by the marriage ring...but no one ever told me what came after that. The suffering.
I just apologized to my wife for something she did wrong.
Marriage is fun.