I worked at a restaurant It didn't pay much,
but at least it put food on the table.
I'm on a seafood diet I
sea food and I eat it.
What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?
TeX-MeX
What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?
A pasta free.
If you ever travel to Italy, you have to try their famous food
called "Pasta," which I believe is Italian for "Pizza."