People think being a programmer is super exciting
But sometimes it's just null and void.
What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?
A PDFile.
Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.
A programmer's wife asks him to pick up a loaf of bread and, if they have eggs, get a dozen.
The programmer comes home with a dozen loaves of bread.
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. We don't address hardware issues.