I'm sorry baby, but me & you are not going to work out.
We are going to watch tv.
So my freind told me he works at a music store.
Sounds fun
What do you call fireworks that don't work?
Fireunemployed.
What's black and doesn't work?
A broken TV.............. racist.
I just got fired for putting my penis in the pickle slicer at
the restaurant where I work She only got docked a week's pay