An horse walks into a bar.
The customers get up and leave, recognizing the danger that may cause an animal of that size.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need
two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?
What is the worst animal std?
Gatoraids
What animal is endangered by tooth decay?
Molar bears!