Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
So if multiple cactus is cacti...
NSFW Would a cat (animal) be cat-i?
[God making African animals] Screw it.
Just put stripes on a horse, make that water lizard really big, and put spots on a really tall deer.
I went to the zoo the other day...
The only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih tzu
How many animals can fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Ten pigs, two calves, one beaver, and an ass.