Why did the wife bring a map to the store?
Because she wanted to find the right direction.
Why Marriage is Difficult Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ...
and lawyers.
What do you call a wife who tells jokes?
A pun-derful spouse.
Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert There once was a man named Barack Whose re-election came
as a shock He raised taxes I pay And turned marriage gay And now he's coming after your Glock
Him: you are correcting my every word for the last
six years of our marriage Me: for the last 7 years