Guys whose fathers left when they were young always complain about how they never had someone to "teach them how to shave" but it's easy...
You start at the ankle and work your way up!
Why do engineers work out a lot?
They're obsessed with rigid bodies!
"I just called to say I love you." -Stevie Wonder
not understanding how prank calls work
They say a woman's work is never done that's
probably why they get paid less
Nothing screams "I don't care about being on time for work"
like hopping on Twitter first thing in the morning.