It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking
their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule.
One of my stuffed animals just told me I should get back on my meds,
I guess someone doesn't want to be part of tea party club anymore.
What colour animals have the most sex?
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow
Just realized that my spirit animal is Winnie the Pooh.
Two words: No pants.
If you're nice to an animal, it loves you for life.
If you're nice to a person, who the fuck knows what's gonna happen.