Why did the married man bring a ladder to bed?
To reach new heights in his relationship.
I suspected my marriage was in trouble when I'd meet my husband for dinner
then we would both race home to make out with the babysitter.
Nice that after 17 years of marriage I can still have a sex dream about my wife.
Last night the role of my wife was played by Jessica Alba.
Customer told me this yesterday...
First comes the engagement ring...followed by the marriage ring...but no one ever told me what came after that. The suffering.
There is nothing wrong with sex before marriage...
... as long as it doesn't delay the wedding.