God: why don't we text anymore?
Me: you know why God: I can't just give everyone a Sega whenever they ask. That's not how it works Me: k
Peter: My brother wants to work badly!
Anita: As I remember he usually does !
What's the difference between a camera and a foot?
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
[at work] Carl, did you get naked when you used the bathroom?
*standing there with his shirt & pants on backwards* "No...why do you ask?"
Why do we hit things when they don't work?
Because it worked with slavery