Two cannibals are eating a math teacher.
Another approaches, and asks.. "Hey, can I have sum?"
My childhood joke Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."!
[Amphibian Playground] BULLFROG: look at all u lil toad nerds TOAD: help!
a BULLYfrog! TEACHER SNAKE: i'll handle this *eats everyone*
Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ?
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!