Forrest Gump came out 20 years ago.
Can you believe that?! Of course you can because you're not an idiot who doesn't know how time works.
There was a male striper who absolutely hated his line of work and wanted to quit.
The pay was really good though, so he decided to stick it out for a little bit longer.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee you racist fuck.
You'd think your skeleton would get soggy, but doesn't.
Good work, skeleton.
The reward for a job well
done is more work.