What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?
A URLologist.
Frozen...
Text Message from Wife: Windows frozen. Won't Open. Husband: Pour lukewarm water on window. Tap gently with hammer to free windows. Wife: Computer really messed up now. Nothing works.
Where do most black people work?
In jail
Teacher: We're going to need you to work with your daughter on humility.
Me: I was never good with weather stuff but I'll give it a shot.
The thermostat was invented 125 years ago, but I have yet to work in an
office with one that has anything but Africa and Sibera as settings.