I need some white people jokes.
I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you've got.
interviewer: any interests outside of work me: war and space documentaries
mom: he means star wars me: mom stay in the car mom: nerd
[murder trial] LAWYER: So you unplugged your wife's life support for five minutes?
COMPUTER TECH: Sometimes that works.
I don't get why women are complaining that Plan B doesn't work if
you're over 180 lbs If she's over 180 lbs, she's already Plan B!
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Smack that bitch and tell her to get back to work.