Star wars dad joke heard tonight Dad "Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..." Me "he's a wookie.
" Dad "he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."
My Dad voted Republican his entire life.
After he died he voted Democrat
We may not be able to call black people the N-word But we can
say things like "hey dad" and "have a nice day officer."
My dad drove in a pothole and his tire
popped, this is how it went Badum-tsss
Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels.
#circuseverydamnday