Nothing says "I hope your birthday sucks as much
as you do" like an Applebees' gift card.
what should i do for my 30th birthday???
I'm only 23 but it pays to b prepared
WIFE: I can't believe you ruined my birthday yesterday ME: What a load of bollocks, Karen.
I didn't even know it was your birthday
What do you give a 900-pound gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know, but you better hope he likes it!
I bought my mom a fridge for her birthday present You should
have seen her face light up when she opened it!