Doctor: ok, just need a urine sample & we're done.
Me handing him my boxers: I'm in a rush. Just wring these out.
Perk of being an abortion doctor One perk of being an abortion
doctor is that you don't have to worry about dog's food
I am going to stay up tomorrow and watch the election results...
But all the commercials say "If your election lasts longer than four hours, please call your doctor."
The Big C Saw my mate outside the Doctor's today looking really worried.
"What's the matter?" I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer?" "No, dyslexia."
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.