I'm hesitant to go ahead with my new plastic surgeon since he said he could give
me "the parts of an animal" I was all gung-ho before, but now he's given me paws
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador.
At a First Date Conversation At a first date: He: "I work with animals every day!" She: "Oh how sweet!
What is it that you do?" He: "I'm a butcher."
What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?
Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)
What's the most dangerous animal in the world?
A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.