How much do you weigh after eating Chinese food?
Wonton
I like my women how I like my microwaved food.
Hot as hell on the outside and cold as ice on the inside.
Did you hear that Trump said he'd eliminate food safety regulations?
It's the only way they can bring Trump steaks back.
Choosing between Trader Joe's and Whole
Foods is white people's real Twilight.
You can eat gluten-free, organic food without
telling everyone at your table.