Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert There once was a man named Barack Whose re-election came
as a shock He raised taxes I pay And turned marriage gay And now he's coming after your Glock
Why did the wife go to the eye doctor?
Because she couldn't see eye to eye with her husband.
Why did the husband go to the doctor?
Because he had a wife headache.
They say divorce is ruining marriage, but my wife's parents are still married...
...and so are my girlfriend's.
Why was the divorce lawyer pro-gay marriage?
Because any marriage is good for business!