My hell is a giant Bath & Body Works store ...where all
the women answer yes/no questions with "stories".
What do you call someone who knows all?
Nostril-damus. Works better if you read the joke out loud.
Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?
He was expecting showers.
Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
What do you call a nut that eats other nuts?
A pecan-nibal! Made this up at work while hungry.