Obama supporters are like Christmas lights...
Half of them don't work and the other half aren't very bright.
All I want for Christmas is a stormtrooper who
doesn't miss the target every time he shoots.
There are only 10 bad people in the world..
And i get Christmas cards from 9 of them.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves! Just kidding. I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet.
What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.