Who's your dad's cousin's cousin's daughter to you?
A potential Tinder date.
Kid: Dad, a girl called me ugly, how long does ugly last..
Dad:Hey hun Mom:Yes? Dad: How old are you? Mom: 45 Dad:theres your answer kid
My teacher dropped the most dad like joke to me today Me: "Hey can I go to the
bathroom?" Him: "I sure hope so." With the biggest proudest smile on his face.
My father suffers from short term memory loss I hope
it doesn't run in the family because my dad has it.
My dad beat me so hard.
Our priest asked him for some tips.