Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do
What animal do I respect most?
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
It's kind of obvious why Western countries don't eat cat Can you imagine how
costly it must be to kill the same animal 9 times before you can eat it?
The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil.
I'd pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, "Keep the change you filthy animal."
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.