It's comforting to know that the US government works the same way as a college student when it comes to deadlines...
They both wait until the last minute, then get an extension.
What's the only buttons that work on a redditor's computer?
Copy + paste...
Math jokes never work on me I have trouble differentiating them.
They aren't an integral part of my life and most of the time they just don't add up.
When my boss is mad and takes it out on me, I do less work.
Can't reward bad behavior with a positive response. Training works both ways
I hit every traffic light coming home from work today.
I should probably learn how to drive better.