Women belong in the kitchen.
Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has the food, guys
[first date] me: [don't let her know you're a microwave] her:
my food is a bit cold me: [my head starts slowly rotating]
Babies are just like turtles, keep them in
water and also feed them turtle food.
A hamburger walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?
Because the servers cannot be found