Over Christmas, my Mexican friend told me why they have the tradition of making tamales instead of other traditional foods.
It's so they have something to unwrap.
People who complain that my Christmas gifts are "stupid" and "thoughtless"
clearly have no idea how hard it is to wrap a pineapple.
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.
They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
The versatile gay actor wanted to be cast in both "A Christmas Carol" and
"A Midsummer Nights Dream" So he could be both a Bottom and a Topper.