I told a joke in lit class and got crickets So my teacher was telling us about a class she took.
"I took a really epic class on Falkner." and I responded "not as epic as a class I took on Homer."
Teacher: You have the same mistakes as the person next to you, how could that happen?
Me: We have the same teacher.
What do my wife and my math teacher have in common?
They both love to create problems that I am apparently supposed to solve.
Teacher: Name two pronouns ?
Pupil: Who ? me ?
Guinea Pig When I was five years old, my teacher asked me if I wanted to take the school guinea pig home.
Seven months later, I arrived in the African republic of Guinea.