A Rabbi, a lawyer, and a Priest are on a sinking ship.
The Rabbi says, "Save the children!" The lawyer says "Fuck the children!" ... The Priest says, "Do we have time?"
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Going to hell.
A man walks into a bar and yells, "All Lawyers are assholes!" Someone at the bar stands up and says, "I take offense to that." "Why?
Are you a lawyer?" "No. I'm an asshole."
What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?
Civil War
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A father in law.