Why was the computer programmer single?
Because he couldn't commit.
What's a programmer's favorite hangout place?
The Foo Bar.
Why is it so hard for programmers to get a prescription for pain killers?
They have a history with codeine.
Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31