A mug of beer walks into a bar...
The bartender sees him and says, "Sorry, we don't serve alcoholic drinks here." A rift in the space-time continuum is created as the bar ceases to exist.
Great move NASA, let's blast Will.I.Am's music into space.
That will definitely let every alien nation know we are intelligent. Throw in some Beiber while your at it.
[2 Years into Cosmetology School] Me:[applying perfect contours]
When are we gonna start learning about space?
I bought a treadmill because I ran out
of closet space for my clothes.
How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
"I just need some space."