If Billy Joel made a Christmas movie, what would it be called?
Miracle On 52nd Street
Really struggling on what to get my lady for Christmas this year.
I mean, I'd hate to get her the same thing as her Husband does. That would be embarrassing
If you wake up on Christmas morning with a bad taste in your mouth
Remember, Santa only comes around once a year to empty his sack.
The greatest thing about Christmas is how it teaches kids
to be selfish little shits on someone else's birthday.
Over Christmas, my Mexican friend told me why they have the tradition of making tamales instead of other traditional foods.
It's so they have something to unwrap.